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From: guads@nmtvax.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Offensive to Australians????  (No, not really.)
Message-ID: <487@nmtvax.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 7-May-85 20:29:36 EDT
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Posted: Tue May  7 20:29:36 1985
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Reply-To: guads@nmtvax.UUCP (Steven Lautzenheiser)
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Organization: Society for the Potection of Plankton
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Summary: 

>What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
>
>A stick.
>
>Michael S. Weiss

What do you call a one-point shuriken?

A knife.

<chortle, chortle>

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