Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site mtuxn.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!seismo!harvard!talcott!panda!genrad!decvax!harpo!whuxlm!whuxl!houxm!mtuxo!mtuxn!kh From: kh@mtuxn.UUCP (K.HOOVER) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: GROANER Message-ID: <539@mtuxn.UUCP> Date: Thu, 9-May-85 13:04:54 EDT Article-I.D.: mtuxn.539 Posted: Thu May 9 13:04:54 1985 Date-Received: Sun, 12-May-85 00:30:45 EDT References: <174@nwuxg.UUCP> Reply-To: kh@mtuxn.UUCP (K.HOOVER) Organization: AT&T Information Systems, Holmdel NJ Lines: 17 In article dpb@cbosgd.UUCP (Dan Bidinger) writes: >> > > > > > > > > > >Q. What did the battery say to the potato chip? >> > > > > > > > > > >A. I'm Eveready if you're Frito-Lay. >> > > > > > > > > >Better get sodium-free Fritos for this one. Else >> > > > > > > > > >there's danger of a salt and battery. >> > > > > > > > >What a particurlarly revolting connection. >> > > > > > > >People who make such jokes should be put away in a dry cell. >> > > > > > >What a shocking concept. >> > > > > > What sparked this discussion? >> > > > > I don't know, but it does have reat potential. >> > > > Potential !!?? I don't zinc so >> > > Personally I am tired of lithium to this discussion...... >> > Anode what yo mean, and I grid with ya >> I've gotten a real charge out of this positive discussion but if someone >> was to generate anew one I'd volt for it. >who started this rather shocking discussion anyway?? NETTERS UNITE IN RESISTANCE TO ELECTR(ON)IC PUNS. Pull the plug on them NOW!