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From: rossj@dartvax.UUCP (Ross Jacobs)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Groaner
Message-ID: <3054@dartvax.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 9-May-85 17:00:37 EDT
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Posted: Thu May  9 17:00:37 1985
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> > > > > > > > Q.  What did the battery say to the potato chip?
> > > > > > > > A.  I'm Eveready if you're Frito-Lay.
> > > > > > > Better get the sodium-free Fritos for this one.  Else
> > > > > > > there's a danger of a salt and battery.
> > > > > > What a particurlarly revolting connection.
> > > > >  People who make such jokes should be put away in a dry cell.
> > > > What a shocking concept.
> > > What sparked this discussion?
> > It has no potential
> Oh, I don't know; I got a charge out of it.
> 
> 		Deeply sorry,
> 
> 		Jamie Green
> 		...!uw-beaver!uw-june!gordon

       
Something tells me this (battery) joke is dead...
But there are negative and postive aspects of this argument.
And what about the potato chip? Can't anyone think of a good 
potato chip pun? 
       "Dammit Jim, I'm a surgeon, not a ginsu knife salesman!"
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