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From: faustus@ucbcad.UUCP (Wayne A. Christopher)
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Subject: Yet Another Real Programs Joke (Actually the first ones...)
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Date: Thu, 9-May-85 21:41:25 EDT
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Real Programs don't use shared text. Otherwise, how can they use functions
	for scratch space after they are finished calling them?

Real Programs aren't interactive, because they take all their input as
	command line arguments.

Real Programs execute in kernel mode.

Real Programs run in the registers, it's faster. [DEC mainframes only]

	(Actually, the last two are Mike Meyers'...) Any others?

		Wayne