Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site sdcsla.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!prls!amdimage!amdcad!decwrl!decvax!ittvax!dcdwest!sdcsvax!sdcsla!hestenes From: hestenes@sdcsla.UUCP (Eric Hestenes) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: groaner ( ...... groan old ) Message-ID: <852@sdcsla.UUCP> Date: Sat, 11-May-85 04:34:28 EDT Article-I.D.: sdcsla.852 Posted: Sat May 11 04:34:28 1985 Date-Received: Tue, 14-May-85 07:01:14 EDT References: <141@pyuxh.UUCP> <239@tellab2.UUCP> <190@mhuxl.UUCP> <191@mhuxl.UUCP> <630@qumix.UUCP> Organization: U.C. San Diego, Cognitive Science Lab Lines: 26 > > > > > > > > > >Q. What did the battery say to the potato chip? > > > > > > > > > >A. I'm Eveready if you're Frito-Lay. > > > > > > > > > Better get the sodium-free Fritos for this one. Else > > > > > > > > > there's a danger of a salt and battery. > > > > > > > > What a particurlarly revolting connection. > > > > > > > People who make such jokes should be put away in a dry cell. > > > > > > What a shocking concept. > > > > > What sparked this discussion? > > > > I don't know, but it does have great potential. > > > Potential !!??, I don't zinc so > > Personally, I am tired of lithium to this discussion...... > Yes,let's move on to somthing more current ... I see that no one can *resist a bad pun, but my patience has run *short. I know the *chips are down, but please, don't anyone get *ruffled. This joke has gone the full *circuit, so why don't we just *bag it for now. This discussion of **voltage should be **dropped. If all re*fuse to continue, more *positive things will result. eric ------------------------------------------------------------ Men who borrow their opinions can never repay their debts. ------------------------------------------------------------