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From: lovedav@tekigm.UUCP (Dave Hiltner)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: better mousetraps
Message-ID: <306@tekigm.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 8-Apr-85 12:18:39 EDT
Article-I.D.: tekigm.306
Posted: Mon Apr  8 12:18:39 1985
Date-Received: Tue, 14-May-85 20:10:24 EDT
References: <133@utflis.UUCP>
Reply-To: lovedav@tekigm.UUCP (Dave Hiltner)
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Summary: 

In article <133@utflis.UUCP> lgondor@utflis.UUCP (Les Gondor) writes:
>
>Spray infinite area outside trap with mouse repellent.  Mouse will
>be forced into trap.  Spray area inside trap with mouse repellent.
>Mouse will be forced into your waiting hands.  Gloat.
>
>Reprinted from CHIME, Chicago Mensa Newsletter.

It occurs to me that, after spraying the inside of the trap, the entire
universe would be repelling the mouse equally.  Due to the enormous mass
of the universe, and the subsequent forces applied to the mouse would not
the mouse escape through a black mouse hole?

			Dave Hiltner