Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site mit-eddie.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!ihnp4!mit-eddie!jfw From: jfw@mit-eddie.UUCP (John Woods) Newsgroups: net.jokes,net.flame Subject: Fire in Philadelphia Message-ID: <4271@mit-eddie.UUCP> Date: Mon, 13-May-85 23:30:40 EDT Article-I.D.: mit-eddi.4271 Posted: Mon May 13 23:30:40 1985 Date-Received: Wed, 15-May-85 00:50:00 EDT Distribution: net.jokes,net.flame Organization: MIT, Cambridge, MA Lines: 16 Xref: watmath net.jokes:12191 net.flame:9886 As many of you know, today there is a fire raging in Philadelphia, caused by police. Neighbors complained about a radical group occupying a house, living in filth, and harranging them with loudspeakers. After tear gas and other nasties failed, the police dropped a percussion bomb on the house, setting it on fire. This, alas, has also set the rest of the neighborhood on fire, and several houses have been destroyed. The ``news'' shows are currently unsure of casualties. Well, I guess the moral is: don't complain about the neighbors. The cure may be worse than the disease...... -- John Woods, Charles River Data Systems decvax!frog!john, mit-eddie!jfw, JFW%mit-ccc@MIT-XX When your puppy goes off in another room, is it because of the explosive charge?