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From: man@bocar.UUCP (M Nevar)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: three great lies
Message-ID: <175@bocar.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 14-May-85 14:09:02 EDT
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Posted: Tue May 14 14:09:02 1985
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I need help.
The three great lies are:

The check is in the mail.
I promise I won't (blank) in your (blank).
And...

What is the third one ???

				Mark