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From: foss@ihuxe.UUCP (foss)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: three great lies
Message-ID: <1127@ihuxe.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 14-May-85 21:16:33 EDT
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Posted: Tue May 14 21:16:33 1985
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> 
> I need help.
> The three great lies are:
> 
> The check is in the mail.
> I promise I won't (blank) in your (blank).
> And...
> 
> What is the third one ???
> 
> 				Mark

I promise I won't do it again.

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