Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site sjuvax.UUCP Path: utzoo!decvax!bellcore!allegra!sjuvax!bbanerje From: bbanerje@sjuvax.UUCP (B. Banerjee) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Re: groaner Message-ID: <1149@sjuvax.UUCP> Date: Mon, 13-May-85 22:39:49 EDT Article-I.D.: sjuvax.1149 Posted: Mon May 13 22:39:49 1985 Date-Received: Thu, 16-May-85 01:03:01 EDT References: <141@pyuxh.UUCP> <239@tellab2.UUCP> <581@spp2.UUCP> <576@mnetor.UUCP> Distribution: na Organization: St. Joseph's University, Phila. PA. Lines: 32 > In article <581@spp2.UUCP> stassen@spp2.UUCP (Chris Stassen) writes: > >In article <239@tellab2.UUCP> thoth@tellab2.UUCP (Marcus Hall) writes: > >>> > > > > >Q. What did the battery say to the potato chip? > >>> > > > > >A. I'm Eveready if you're Frito-Lay. > >>> > > > > Better get the sodium-free Fritos for this one. Else > >>> > > > > there's a danger of a salt and battery. > >> > >>> > > > What a particurlarly revolting connection. > >> > >>> > > People who make such jokes should be put away in a dry cell. > >> > >>> > What a shocking concept. > >> > >>> What sparked this discussion? > >> > >>I don't know, but it does have great potential. > >> > > It's enough to make you want to coil up and die [ode]. Whoever > >started it should be send ohm. > > > > -- Chris > > But I could be induced to go on all month. This is getting mho and mho ridiculous by the minute. I volt we resist its continuation [continuity] -- Binayak Banerjee {allegra | astrovax | bpa | burdvax}!sjuvax!bbanerje P.S. Send Flames, I love mail.