Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site sphinx.UChicago.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!seismo!harvard!talcott!panda!genrad!decvax!bellcore!sabre!zeta!epsilon!gamma!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxt!houxm!ihnp4!gargoyle!sphinx!beth From: beth@sphinx.UChicago.UUCP (beth d. christy) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: groaner Message-ID: <477@sphinx.UChicago.UUCP> Date: Sat, 11-May-85 18:08:46 EDT Article-I.D.: sphinx.477 Posted: Sat May 11 18:08:46 1985 Date-Received: Thu, 16-May-85 20:02:13 EDT Organization: U. Chicago - Computation Center Lines: 23 [keep :-)ing] >>> > > > > >Q. What did the battery say to the potato chip? >>> > > > > >A. I'm Eveready if you're Frito-Lay. >>> > > > > Better get the sodium-free Fritos for this one. Else >>> > > > > there's a danger of a salt and battery. >>> > > > What a particurlarly revolting connection. >>> > > People who make such jokes should be put away in a dry cell. >>> > What a shocking concept. >>> What sparked this discussion? >>I don't know, but it does have great potential. >It's enough to make you want to coil up and die [ode]. Whoever >started it should be send ohm. I agree s/he should be sent ohm. We should offer as much resistance as possible to this clutter. -- --JB "The giant is awake." [ Disclaimer: Who wud claim dis? ]