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Subject: parts pups
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Date: Tue, 14-May-85 15:45:14 EDT
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From: Henry.Kautz

Joke-ophiles should head down to their local NAPA Auto Parts Store, and
pick up a free little magazine called "Parts Pups".  This collection of
(mostly very old) blue humor, auto parts ads, and pin-ups seems to be
an authentic bit of Americana.  The issue in front of me is volume 54,
so apparently they've been putting it out since 1931!  Some Samples:

"Did you hear?  Susan down the street just had twins."
"That's amazing.  Do you realize that twins occur once every 5,281
times?"
"Well, how in the world does she find time to get her houseworks done!"

"Now then, what should a polite little boy say to a lady who has given
him a nickel for carrying her suitcases?"
"Lady, I'm too polite to say it."

...when a girl admits she's had a checkered career, its your move.

IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT

Him:  Oh, come on!
Her:  Leave me alone.
Him:  It won't take long.
Her:  Why do you think of things like this?
Him:  Because I'm hot.
Her:  You get hot at the darnedest times.
Him:  You'll do it if you love me.
Her:  Oh, okay, I'll do it.
(pause)
Him:  What's the matter?
Her:  I can't find it.
Him:  Well, feel for it!
Her:  I found it.
Him:  Well, what's the matter now?
Her:  It won't stay up.
Him:  Well, hold it up.
(pause)
Her:  Are you satisfied?
Him:  Yes, it feels so good.
Her:  It should-- it's all the way up.
Him:  Then leave it that way -- don't let it go back down.
Her:  Now, go back to sleep, and next time you want your window raised,
do it yourself! 

---- Henry Kautz
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