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From: ughenry@sunybcs.UUCP (Henry Neeman)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Signs
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Date: Tue, 14-May-85 16:30:42 EDT
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Posted: Tue May 14 16:30:42 1985
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Down in the basement of the Medical School here at Sunyab, several of the
doors in the main hall are supposed "fire doors."  Thus, each door has on
it a sign stenciled on which reads,

                       FIRE DOOR
                KEEP CLOSED AT ALL TIMES!

Above this sign on each door is a paper sign which has been taped on, and
which is absolutely serious:

               THIS DOOR IS USED BY WHEELCHAIRS
                     PLEASE DO NOT CLOSE


Well, I think it's funny!

                          Henry J. Neeman (ughenry@buffalo)