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From: ughenry@sunybcs.UUCP (Henry Neeman)
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Subject: Rooster and Donkey - offensive to anyone and everyone (ROT13)
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Date: Tue, 14-May-85 16:48:11 EDT
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Posted: Tue May 14 16:48:11 1985
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Npghnyyl, guvf wbxr fgergpurf fhfcrafvba bs qvforyvrs n ovg sne, ohg...

  Guvf thl qrpvqrf gung ur jnagf gb or n snezre (sbe ab tbbq ernfba, va pnfr
lbh jrer tbvat gb nfx).  Fvapr ur xabjf abguvat ng nyy nobhg snezvat, ur
svtherf ur'yy pbafhyg na rkcreg, v.r., n snezre.  Fb, ur tbrf gb n snez gb
gnyx gb gur bjare.
  Gurl'er gbhevat gur snez, naq gurl pbzr gb n puvpxra cra.  Gur thl frrf
fbzr lbhat uraf, naq ur fnlf gb gur snezre, "Jung ner gubfr?"
  "Gubfr ner chyyrgf (fc?)," fnlf gur snezre.
  "Jryy, V'q orggre ohl bar bs gubfr."  Fb ur ohlf bar.
  Gura ur abgvprf n ohapu bs ebbfgref bss gb bar pbeare (gurl zhfg abg or va gur
zbbq.)
  "Jung ner gubfr?" ur nfxf.
  "Gubfr ner pbpxf," ercyvrf gur snezre.  Fb, gur thl ohlf bar bs gubfr.
  Gura gurl jnyx nebhaq fbzr zber, naq gur thl frrf n qbaxrl.
  "Jung'f gung?"
  "Gung'f na nff," fnlf gur snezre.
  Fb, gur thl ohlf gur ornfg.  Ohg gur snezre tvirf uvz n jneavat:  vs gur
qbaxrl orpbzrf bofgvangr naq ershfr gb zbir, nf ur zbfg nffherqyl jvyy, ur
zhfg fpengpu vg sbe n zvahgr be gjb, naq gura vg jvyy or genpgnoyr.
  Fb, gur thl frgf bss jvgu uvf ura, uvf ebbfgre naq uvf qbaxrl.  Nsgre gurl'ir
geniryyrq sbe n juvyr, gur qbaxrl fhqqrayl fgbcf, naq jba'g ohqtr nabgure vapu.
Gur thl erpnyyf jung gur snezre fnvq nobhg guvf, naq ur pyvzof bss gur qbaxrl.
(Lrf, lrf, V xabj:  ubj qvq ur trg gb gur snez va gur svefg cynpr?  Qvq ur jnyx?
Gnxr gur ohf?  Sync uvf nezf naq syl gurer?  V qba'g xabj naq vg'f abg vzcbeg-
nag.)
  Whfg gura, n jbzna qevirf ol.  Fur frrf uvz gurer jvgu uvf znantrevr (fc?),
naq fur guvaxf ur arrqf uryc, fb fur fgbcf ure pne, trgf bhg, naq tbrf bire
gb uvz.
  "Pna V uryc lbh va fbzr jnl?" fur nfxf nakvbhfyl.
  "Lrnu," fnlf gur thl,...






























  "...ubyq zl pbpx naq chyyrg juvyr V fpengpu zl nff."

                            Urael W. Arrzna (hturael@ohssnyb)