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From: bjl0426@ritcv.UUCP (Bryan Lahman)
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Subject: Compromising position
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Date: Wed, 15-May-85 13:31:06 EDT
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*** IT'S NOT THE FALL THAT KILLS YOU...IT'S THE LANDING... ***

This one is courtesy of Walt (a former professor and
drinking partner):


The young father-to-be was sitting at the bar looking very
discouraged as he downed his tenth martini.  Noticing the
man's deteriorating condition, the bartender approached
the sad figure.

"What's got you down?", inquired the bartender.

"It's my wife", explained the man, "she's 7 months pregnant."

"Well that sounds like wonderful news to me", the bartender
countered.

"At first", sobbed the patron, "we were very excited.  We
rushed off to a sex therapist to see if our sex life would
be affected while my wife carried our baby.  The therapist
advised that things could be very enjoyable for us between
the sheets -- provided we abide by the following constaints:

During the first 3 months, we can make love in any position
we desire without harm to be baby.

During the the next 3 months, we can only make love "doggie
style", so as to avoid unnecessary pressure..."

"That sounds fine to me", interrupted the bartender, "what
is it you are so depressed about?"

"Well, now we are in the last 3 months", continued the expectant
father, "and that means we are reduced to making love "coyote
style."

"Coyote style?!", exclaimed the puzzled bartender, "what on Earth
is that?"

The man swallowed the last of his martini and looked the bartender
dead in the eyes.

"That's when all you can do is sit by the hole and howl."


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"Check me if I'm wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers...
they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key!"


~ (tilda) we meet again...

		-- Bryan --


Bryan Lahman	Rochester Institute of Technology, Rochester NY
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