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From: bjl0426@ritcv.UUCP (Bryan Lahman)
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Subject: A great slam (offensive to the recipient)
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Date: Wed, 15-May-85 13:37:32 EDT
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*** IT'S NOT THE FALL THAT KILLS YOU...IT'S THE LANDING... ***

Wield this one upon your boss the next time he chews you out
for not getting a project done on time:

            If I wanted to hear from an asshole
                   I would have farted!


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"Check me if I'm wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers...
they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key!"


~ (tilda) we meet again...

		-- Bryan --


Bryan Lahman	Rochester Institute of Technology, Rochester NY
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