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From: barton@osu-eddie.UUCP (Gary Barton)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: three great lies
Message-ID: <308@osu-eddie.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 15-May-85 09:09:11 EDT
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Posted: Wed May 15 09:09:11 1985
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Organization: Ohio State Univ., CIS Dept., Cols, Oh.
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> 
> I need help.
> The three great lies are:
> 
> The check is in the mail.
> I promise I won't (blank) in your (blank).
> And...
> 
> What is the third one ???
> 
> 				Mark

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How about " ... of course you're the first ..."

(feeble laughter)

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				Gary Barton
			        Ohio State University
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