Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site muddcs.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!gamma!epsilon!zeta!sabre!bellcore!decvax!ittvax!dcdwest!sdcsvax!sdcrdcf!trwrb!scgvaxd!muddcs!cberry From: cberry@muddcs.UUCP (Craig Berry) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: groaner Message-ID: <323@muddcs.UUCP> Date: Fri, 10-May-85 14:30:54 EDT Article-I.D.: muddcs.323 Posted: Fri May 10 14:30:54 1985 Date-Received: Fri, 17-May-85 00:37:33 EDT References: <141@pyuxh.UUCP> Reply-To: cberry@muddcs.UUCP (Craig Berry) Organization: Harvey Mudd College, Claremont, CA Lines: 19 *** MAKE A MESS WITH THIS LINE *** >> > > > >Q. What did the battery say to the potato chip? >> > > > >A. I'm Eveready if you're Frito-Lay. >> > > > Better get the sodium-free Fritos for this one. Else >> > > > there's a danger of a salt and battery. >> > > What a particurlarly revolting connection. >> > People who make such jokes should be put away in a dry cell. >> What a shocking concept. >What sparked this discussion? Probably current events. I think there is amp-le evidence for this theory. Enough for now--I have to go ohm. Craig Berry {allegra!scgvaxd | ucla-cs}!muddcs!cberry ----------------------------------------- "Meet the new boss, same as the old boss." - The Who