Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.3 alpha 4/15/85; site cae780.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!ihnp4!pesnta!amdcad!cae780!alan From: alan@cae780.UUCP (Alan M. Steinberg) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: three great lies Message-ID: <885@cae780.UUCP> Date: Thu, 16-May-85 01:15:01 EDT Article-I.D.: cae780.885 Posted: Thu May 16 01:15:01 1985 Date-Received: Fri, 17-May-85 01:13:03 EDT References: <175@bocar.UUCP> Reply-To: alan@cae780.UUCP (Alan M. Steinberg) Organization: CAE Systems, Sunnyvale, CA Lines: 21 In article <175@bocar.UUCP> man@bocar.UUCP (M Nevar) writes: > >The three great lies are: >The check is in the mail. >I promise I won't (blank) in your (blank). >And... > Sure, I'll respect you in the morning... > Mark -- __ / 0_____ Alan Steinberg | .\ {ucbvax}!decwrl!amdcad!cae780!alan | )----' / | \ \ "The wind doth taste so bittersweet, | | | \ Like Jaspar Wine and sugar. | |__/ | It must've blown through someone's feet, \_____/ Like those of Caspar Weinberger." |____) -- P. Opus, distinguished flightless water fowl