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From: jay@npois.UUCP (Anton Winteroak)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: re 3 lies
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Date: Wed, 15-May-85 15:13:07 EDT
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Posted: Wed May 15 15:13:07 1985
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	I have heard many three greatest lies. They all include
"It's in the mail." Some go with "My wife doesn't understand me.",
or other variations of why a tryst with someone who is married
might be justified, while others aimed at singles use "I won't
???? in your mouth" or some variation of why fertility is not a
concern. The third varies even more wildly. Examples: "I love you too."
"We'll still be friends.", and "No, I have to wash my hair."