Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.3 alpha 4/3/85; site mogwai.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!seismo!decuac!mogwai!paul From: paul@mogwai.UUCP (Paul H. Mauritz) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: three great lies Message-ID: <115@mogwai.UUCP> Date: Thu, 16-May-85 10:55:00 EDT Article-I.D.: mogwai.115 Posted: Thu May 16 10:55:00 1985 Date-Received: Fri, 17-May-85 03:31:39 EDT References: <175@bocar.UUCP> <1127@ihuxe.UUCP> Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation Lines: 20 Summary: The end of the trilogy In article <1127@ihuxe.UUCP>, foss@ihuxe.UUCP (foss) writes: > > > > I need help. > > The three great lies are: > > > > The check is in the mail. > > What is the third one ??? > I promise I won't do it again. I'm from the government and I'm here to help you. -- Paul H. Mauritz - Digital Equipment Corporation UUCP: {decvax,decuac}!paul ARPA: decuac!paul@seismo.ARPA AT&T: (301) 474-4091 USPS: 8301 Professional Place, Landover MD USA EARTH 20785, MS-DCO/913 "Why is it that there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses? - G. Gordon Liddy