Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site reed.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!seismo!harvard!talcott!panda!genrad!decvax!tektronix!reed!rafe From: rafe@reed.UUCP (Rafe Needleman) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: groaner Message-ID: <1532@reed.UUCP> Date: Wed, 15-May-85 01:26:07 EDT Article-I.D.: reed.1532 Posted: Wed May 15 01:26:07 1985 Date-Received: Fri, 17-May-85 03:38:43 EDT References: <141@pyuxh.UUCP> <239@tellab2.UUCP> <190@mhuxl.UUCP> Reply-To: rafe@reed.UUCP (Rafe Needleman) Organization: Reed College, Portland, Oregon Lines: 19 Keywords: Har Har > > > > > > > >Q. What did the battery say to the potato chip? > > > > > > > >A. I'm Eveready if you're Frito-Lay. > > > > > > > Better get the sodium-free Fritos for this one. Else > > > > > > > there's a danger of a salt and battery. > > > > > > What a particurlarly revolting connection. > > > > > People who make such jokes should be put away in a dry cell. > > > > What a shocking concept. > > > What sparked this discussion? > > I don't know, but it does have great potential. >Potential !!??, I don't zinc so What irony. (I've resisted posting this...) ------------------------------------------------------------- Rafe (...!tektronix!reed!rafe) "You've been acting strangely since that brain operation last summer" - The Outer Limits