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From: mccauley@h-sc1.UUCP (jsm)
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Subject: Re: Company slogans
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Date: Thu, 16-May-85 02:16:22 EDT
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> We all know American Express's -- Don't Leave Home Without It -- but
> how many of you know Russian Express's?
> 
> 
> Don't Leave Home.
> 
> Topher Eliot 

  In that same vein, here's a Russian joke that dates back to the 1940s:

    One day, Stalin is reviewing the troops of the Red Army. He goes up
    to one soldier and asks him: "Comrade, how are things going?"

    To which the soldier replies: "I can't complain."

    Stalin: "You're right!"
				
				- Phil



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