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From: awinterb@udenva.UUCP (Art Winterbauer)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Ambiguous Advertising
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Date: Wed, 15-May-85 14:23:13 EDT
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In article <> beth@sphinx.UChicago.UUCP (beth d. christy) writes:
>Personally, I always wondered about the commercials which claimed that
>Ivory is "99 and 44/100 per cent pure".

Yeah! And "pure" what?

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