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From: cv@linus.UUCP (Chris J. Valas)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: three great lies
Message-ID: <380@linus.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 17-May-85 13:10:49 EDT
Article-I.D.: linus.380
Posted: Fri May 17 13:10:49 1985
Date-Received: Sun, 19-May-85 04:20:35 EDT
References: <175@bocar.UUCP> <1127@ihuxe.UUCP> <115@mogwai.UUCP>
Reply-To: cv@linus.UUCP (Chris J. Valas)
Organization: The MITRE Corporation, Bedford, MA
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In article <115@mogwai.UUCP> paul@mogwai.UUCP (Paul H. Mauritz) writes:
>In article <1127@ihuxe.UUCP>, foss@ihuxe.UUCP (foss) writes:
>> > 
>> > I need help.
>> > The three great lies are:
>> > 
>> > The check is in the mail.
>> > What is the third one ???
>> I promise I won't do it again.
>I'm from the government and I'm here to help you.

It's only a cold sore.