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From: peterb@pbear.UUCP
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Subject: Male Retirement...
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Date: Thu, 16-May-85 13:20:00 EDT
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Posted: Thu May 16 13:20:00 1985
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Nf-From: pbear!peterb    May 16 13:20:00 1985



	  Retirement

My rookie days are over,
My Pilot Light is out,
What used to be my Sex Appeal
Is now my water spout.

Time was, when of its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring,
But now I have a full time job
To find the blasted thing.

It used to be embarrassing
The way it would behave,
For every single morning
It would stand and watch me shave.

As old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues
To see it hang its withered head
And watch me tie my shoes.

	The Beaver


Peter Barada

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