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From: merchant@dartvax.UUCP (Peter Merchant)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: three great lies
Message-ID: <3078@dartvax.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 16-May-85 10:49:47 EDT
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Posted: Thu May 16 10:49:47 1985
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Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH
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> 
> I need help.
> The three great lies are:
> 
> The check is in the mail.
> I promise I won't (blank) in your (blank).
> And...
> 
> What is the third one ???
> 
> 				Mark



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