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From: skinner@saber.UUCP (Robert Skinner)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: three great lies
Message-ID: <1628@saber.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 17-May-85 13:48:49 EDT
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Posted: Fri May 17 13:48:49 1985
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Organization: Saber Technology, San Jose, CA
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> 
> I need help.
> The three great lies are:
> 
> The check is in the mail.
> I promise I won't (blank) in your (blank).
> And...
> 
> What is the third one ???
> 
> 				Mark

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I heard that the second one was 
	"It's on the loading dock now."
and that "I won't (blank)" was third.

However, the new, '80s lie is:
	"It's ok, it's only a cold sore."

Robert Skinner
Saber Tech