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From: inc@fluke.UUCP (Gary Benson)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: groaner
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Date: Thu, 16-May-85 20:02:12 EDT
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Posted: Thu May 16 20:02:12 1985
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> > > > > > > > >Q.  What did the battery say to the potato chip?
> > > > > > > > >A.  I'm Eveready if you're Frito-Lay.
> > > > > > > > Better get the sodium-free Fritos for this one.  Else
> > > > > > > > there's a danger of a salt and battery.
> > > > > > > What a particurlarly revolting connection.
> > > > > >  People who make such jokes should be put away in a dry cell.
> > > > > What a shocking concept.
> > > > What sparked this discussion?
> > > I don't know, but it does have great potential.
> >Potential !!??, I don't zinc so              
> What irony.  (I've resisted posting this...)

Watt wit! But why resist? Take the inverse, and YOU could be conducting!
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