Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site cmu-cs-edu1.ARPA Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!seismo!rochester!cmu-cs-pt!cmu-cs-edu1!rafferty From: rafferty@cmu-cs-edu1.ARPA (Colin Rafferty) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: insults, yet impossible to be offensive Message-ID: <305@cmu-cs-edu1.ARPA> Date: Sat, 18-May-85 05:30:53 EDT Article-I.D.: cmu-cs-e.305 Posted: Sat May 18 05:30:53 1985 Date-Received: Mon, 20-May-85 04:03:23 EDT Organization: Carnegie-Mellon University, CS/RI Lines: 130 The following are from a program called insult. It writes random insults to the user. (Fun, eh?) The source was posted on net.sources.games, so if you want it, it's there. (Why you would, is beyond my understanding.) (P.S. You must understand, I've had two graveyard shifts in a row, and I'm not working on much sleep right now. ) (P.P.S. At least it's not another dumb battery pun.) -Colin Rafferty ---------------- You're a perfect example of a worthless wormy worthless semi skinny skunk. Oh, go have sex with a goose! Go eat a frog. Get plague! You just make me hairy. Wow, man! Oh, go die! Get leprosy. If only you were a son of an ugly racoon. Are you a vileness, or just a funny abnormal amphibian? You just make me hairy. You look like you would lick a pseudo perverted monkey. Why you muscle-brain, you resemble a mouse. Hey, idiot. Yeah, you! Hey, gumpy goat-infested gerbil. Yeah, you! Why you redneck, you're a perfect example of a ratty face. You could make a surprisingly dastardly duck eat a dog. You make me want to crawl under a knife. You make me want to die. You make me want to get a puppy to lick a pencil-necked penguin. I wonder why you make me want to live with an animal and go blind. Go abuse an apteryx's face. You make me want to adopt a milkweed. Why you bricklike bum, you make me want to sleep on the freeway. You look like you would lick a hog. Why you beer, ain't it the truth, hey, creep. Yeah, you! You look like you would gag on a terminal. Ah say, why don't you eat an apteryx? Why you lump, I wish you'd stick an object in your old green behind. Why you muddy mouse, you're a perfect example of a monster. You just make me foolish. You're even more Lovecraftian than a semi silly bootlicking buzzard squad! Hey, goof. Yeah, you! Hot puppies! Get leprosy. Adopt a slow sheep! You disgustingly hideous scab-picking stomach! Ah say, you're a goof! Do me a favor, plant, and vomit and die. I'd like to destroy you! You just make me nauseating. You're even more animal-eating than a frog! Wow, man! You resemble an octopus. Why you pinhead, you're a perfect example of a semi silly cretin. You just make me elitist. Land 'o goshens! You badness! Why don't you go blind? Hey, wow, man, die! Ah say! Do me a favor, surprisingly imaginary insect, and become intolerable. You make me want to become elitist, you know? Go stick your crotch in a skunk. Wow, man! You're a perfect example of a nymphomaniac. You just make me ludicrous. Why you bootlicking bad beery gloop, I'd like to discriminate against you! Go lick a green gazelle. I'd like to ignore you! Why don't you lick an uppity yak's liver? I wish you'd relocate your eye. Scummy gazelles! Oh, go relocate your rectum! Get malaria. What a slippery scab-picking skunk you are! Why don't you admit that you're rotten? You resemble a gerbil. Oh, I get it, you're a smelly slime-mold. You're a perfect example of a furryness. Why you funny flea, land 'o goshens! Why you dumb unhappy ant, why don't you make a skunk get leprosy? Why don't you go blind? Why you ludicrousnessy lunkhead, you make me want to crawl under a manhole cover. You're so slime-mold-eating. You're a perfect example of a lousy louse. You just make me moose-eating. Hey, ah say, stick a terminal in your brain! You make me want to lick a worm. Hey, lemme tell ya, chop up your crude slobbering stomach! Hey, dopeyness. Yeah, you! Make somebody happy and go out and meet a nice ratty rat! You make me want to die. Why you wonderful, sensitive human being, you're a perfect example of a welfare mother. Why you lousyness, you're just such a muddy monster. Oh, go insult an insect's stomach! You just make me disobedient. I'd like to eat you! Why don't you just adopt a whale and get it over with? You should annihilate yourself. Get malaria. You should kick yourself. Why you pervert, why you puppy, you're a perfect example of an incredibly imaginary son of a private parts. You're just such a gimp. I'd like to damage you! Are you an absurdness, or just an airhead? Ah say! Why don't you get plague? I'd like to insult you! Why don't you lick a haddock? You rotten ratty racoony ratty racoon! You're a perfect example of a dopey dodoy yak rectumed racoon's rectum. Make the world a better place and take snakeish lessons from a snake. You look like you would blow up your house. You disobedientness! You just make me foul-smelling. You make me want to go out and meet a nice cowardly cockroach-infested monkey. Lick a snail! You make me want to stick a bunch of ants up your liver. You should stick an object in your face. You could make a pig adopt a goose. You should make somebody happy and vomit. Why don't you sleep on the freeway? You should adopt a hog. You slippery squid! You should ignore yourself. You plant! Wow, man! Why don't you go blind? Get plague.