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From: suhre@trwrba.UUCP (Maurice E. Suhre)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Uncle Milty
Message-ID: <1408@trwrba.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 15-May-85 11:31:40 EDT
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Posted: Wed May 15 11:31:40 1985
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There was a Milton Berle event reported in the LA Times this
morning (5/15).  They were kind enough to include a few of his
one-liners, one of which follows:

	Why are Jewish divorces so expensive?

	Because they're worth it!

Maurice

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