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From: werner@aecom.UUCP (Craig Werner)
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Subject: Re: Can't Complain
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Date: Sun, 19-May-85 23:34:49 EDT
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> continuing in the same vein as
> Phil Katz C/O Scott McCauley, North House, Harvard University

	There is a story here at Einstein of a patient who had transferred
to College Hospital (HAECOM) from an equally (if not moreso) prestigious
institution.  The residents were trying to elaborate the reason for his moving
hospitals.

	Q: Was it the quality of the medical care?
	A: The medical care ... I can't complain.
	Q: Was it the nursing staff?
	A: The nurses there ... I can't complain.
	Q: Was it the food there, perhaps?
	A: The food there .. I can't complain?
	Q: The beds, the rooms, the location...?
	A: All of those things ... I can't complain
Finally the resident justs asks:
	Q: So why did you switch hospitals?
	A: Because here -- I can complain!

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				Craig Werner
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