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From: showard@udenva.UUCP (showard)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: three great lies
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Date: Fri, 17-May-85 14:15:38 EDT
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Posted: Fri May 17 14:15:38 1985
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> 
> I need help.
> The three great lies are:
> 
> The check is in the mail.
> I promise I won't (blank) in your (blank).
> And...
> 
> What is the third one ???
> 
> 				Mark
  Maybe  "It's only a cold sore." 
  or maybe  "Trust me.  I'm with the government."

  or maybe . . . .

--Mr. Blore, the DJ who would not die!
  . . . udenva!showard