Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP
Posting-Version: version nyu B notes v1.5 12/10/84; site acf4.UUCP
Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!acf4!mcb8391
From: mcb8391@acf4.UUCP (mike b)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: heaven...offensive to many
Message-ID: <760032@acf4.UUCP>
Date: Sun, 19-May-85 14:51:00 EDT
Article-I.D.: acf4.760032
Posted: Sun May 19 14:51:00 1985
Date-Received: Tue, 21-May-85 04:31:36 EDT
Organization: New York University
Lines: 30


	These three couples, who are Irish, Jewish, and Greek
have died roughly around the same time,
and are in the heaven waiting room, being processed by St. Peter.
To the first couple he asks, "What's your name?"
	'Callahan' says one of the husbands.
'Callahan? that sounds Irish to me...are you Irish?'
	'Yes' replies the husband.
'We don't want you up here..all you do is drink and make a mess...
 What's your wifes's name?' asks St. Peter
	'Sherry' the man replies.
'See what I mean...now go on get out of here'

	The next man steps up to St. Peter.
'What's your name?' Peter inquires.
	'Goldberg'
'Goldberg? are you jewish?'
	'Yes'
'We don't want your kind around here...all you care about is money...
what's your wife's name, anyway'
	'Penny' the second man replies.
'See what I mean...go on, get out of here'

The Greek husband turns to his wife and says...

	'Lets go, Fanny, I don't think we have a chance here'

************************************************************************
	Mike B
	(* generic clever statement *)