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From: mcb8391@acf4.UUCP (mike b)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: History Lesson...offensive
Message-ID: <760033@acf4.UUCP>
Date: Sun, 19-May-85 15:00:00 EDT
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Posted: Sun May 19 15:00:00 1985
Date-Received: Tue, 21-May-85 04:32:06 EDT
Organization: New York University
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	In P.S 11, a history lesson is going on in the third grade class.
'Now I'm going to quote a famous sentence and you should tell me who
said it and what the date was' says the teacher.
'I regret I have only one life to give for my country' she repeats.
'Now who said that?'
	A little voice in the back says 'Nathan Hale, 1776'
The teacher says 'Stand up so everyone can see you'
	It turns out to be a little Japanese kid.
'Isn't that nice' the teacher says, 'only in this country a few years and
already knows more American history than the rest of you.'
	Another voice in the back yells 'Fuck the Japs!'
The teacher angrily yells 'Now who said that!!!'
	A little girl up front stands up and says...
	'Lee Ioccoca, 1976'.


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		Mike B.
	"Well everyone else thought it was funny..."