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From: jeff@rtech.ARPA (Jeff Lichtman)
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Subject: Book of Ozark dirty jokes (rot13)Subject: Book of Ozark dirty jokes (rot13)
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Date: Sun, 19-May-85 03:13:38 EDT
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Posted: Sun May 19 03:13:38 1985
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V erpragyl tbg gur obbx "Cvffvat Va Gur Fabj & Bgure Bmnex Sbyxgnyrf"
ol Inapr Enaqbycu sebz Onearf naq Aboyr.  Gur pngnybt ercerfragrq gur
obbx nf n pbyyrpgvba bs fbzrjung enhapul sbyx fgbevrf.  Vg vf ernyyl
n pbzcvyngvba bs irel shaal qvegl wbxrf va Bmnex qvnyrpg, nf gbyq gb
na naguebcbybtvfg.  Urer vf bar bs gurz:

Bar gvzr gurer jnf n sryybj anzrq Oebbxf gung yvirq ba gur frpbaq sybbe
bs gur ubgry.  Ur gbbx n srj qevaxf ng gur gnirea, naq n tvey pbzr nybat
gung jnf qevaxvat tva, fb cerggl fbba uvz naq ure tbg gb gnyxvat.  Ohg
fur fnlf vg ybbxf xvaq bs ihytne sbe crbcyr gb frg nebhaq va gnireaf, fb
gurl obhtug nabgure obggyr naq jrag hc gb uvf ebbz ng gur ubgry.

Nsgre njuvyr ur fnlf, "Yrg'f cynl junzzl," ohg gur tvey arire urneq bs
junzzl, naq fur fnlf ubj qb lbh qb vg?  "Jr whfg gnxr bss bhe pybgurf,"
fnlf ur, "naq lbh fgnaq ng bar fvqr bs gur ebbz, juvyr V fgnaq ba gur
bgure fvqr.  Gura jr eha gbjneqf rnpu bgure snfg, naq zrrg va gur
zvqqyr."  Gur tvey fnlf gung fbhaqf yvxr n svar tnzr, naq jr jvyy gel vg
bapr.  Ohg gurl unq tbg cerggl qehax ol gung gvzr, fb Oebbxf zvffrq
gur tvey naq sryy bhg bs gur jvaqbj.

Gur sryybj qvqa'g trg uheg zhpu orpnhfr ur unq sryy va fbzr ohfurf, ohg
gurer jnfa'g ab jnl gb trg onpx guebhtu gur jvaqbj orpnhfr vg vf gbb
uvtu bss gur tebhaq.  Fb ur jrag gb gur xvgpura qbbe, naq gbyq gur cbegre
gb srgpu uvz n envapbng be fbzrguvat.  Ohg gur cbegre fnlf gurer nva'g
ab arrq bs gung.  "Wrfhf Puevfg!" fnlf Oebbxf, "lbh jnag zr gb jnyx guebhtu
gur ubgry fgnex anxrq, jvgu nyy gurz crbcyr n-ybbxvat ng zr?"  Gur cbegre
fnlf vg'f nyy evtug, orpnhfr abobql jvyy frr.

Fb gura ur ybbxrq guebhtu gur tynff va gur qbbe, naq fher rabhtu gur ybool
jnf cyhzo rzcgl, naq abobql va gur qvavat ebbz arvgure.  Oebbxf pbhyqa'g
svther bhg jung orpbzr bs nyy gur crbcyr, orpnhfr vg jnf bayl rvtug
b'pybpx, fb ur nfxrq gur ubgry pyrex.  "Bu, gurl'er nyy hcfgnvef," fnlf
gur pyrex, "n-jngpuvat gur qbpgbef gelvat gb trg fbzr jbzna bss n qbbexabo."
-- 
Jeff Lichtman at rtech (Relational Technology, Inc.)
aka Swazoo Koolak

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