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From: thau@h-sc1.UUCP (robert thau)
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Subject: Re: Contradictions in terms (oxymorons)
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Date: Mon, 20-May-85 10:55:24 EDT
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What other contradictions are out there?
> 	jumbo shrimp
> 	student government
> 	business ethics
> 	football scholarship
> 
>   Howabout:
>    Gourmet Popcorn?
>  
I'm really amazed that in all of the oxymoron postings, no one has ever
come up with:
	Unix Security.
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