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From: csc@watmath.UUCP (Computer Sci Club)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Contradictions in terms (oxymorons)
Message-ID: <14551@watmath.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 20-May-85 16:52:00 EDT
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Posted: Mon May 20 16:52:00 1985
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Reply-To: csc@watmath.UUCP (Computer Sci Club)
Organization: U of Waterloo, Ontario
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Summary: 

In article <899@security.UUCP> jjg@security.UUCP (Jeff Glass) writes:
>my favorite oxymoron :
>	postal service
>and then :
>	New York Expressway
>	scholar-athlete
>

	Rapid Transit
	Disco Music
		(note - any substitution can be made for "disco" as in
		 new wave music, country music, classical music, etc.
		 now, no matter who you are talking to, you can offend
		 them!)

Gilles Dignard
University of Waterloo
Waterloo, Ontario