Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84 exptools; site ihuxk.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!cbdkc1!desoto!packard!edsel!bentley!ihnp1!ihnp4!ihuxk!debbie1 From: debbie1@ihuxk.UUCP (d. tollefsen) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: more ethiopian jokes???? Message-ID: <963@ihuxk.UUCP> Date: Tue, 21-May-85 17:05:20 EDT Article-I.D.: ihuxk.963 Posted: Tue May 21 17:05:20 1985 Date-Received: Wed, 22-May-85 07:39:52 EDT References: <224@ihdev.UUCP> Distribution: net Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories Lines: 41 > how can you spot the jewish ethiopian???? > > he's the one with the ROLEX around his waist. > > > what's the difference between an ethiopian and a bag of potato chips?? > > about 3 1/2 ounces. > > > what's the definition of an optimist?? > > an ethiopian in a dinner jacket. > > > ron vaughn ...!ihnp4!ihdev!rjv Ron - (and everyone else) I, also, would first like to apologize for the bad taste about to be written here. (My terminal would like it to be known that it is only transmitting this by force.) What do you call an Ethiopian with a dog? A rancher What is the fastest land animal? An Ethiopian chicken How many Ethiopians can you fit in a VW? All of them Why can't an Ethiopian take a shower? They keep slidding down the drain There are many more that are visuals, yet very funny. (Sorry, one can only spread so much fun and frivolity through a tube!) Sorry if you've heard these already!!! DebbieZZ