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From: rjh@calmasd.UUCP (Bob Hofkin)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: joke generator...
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Date: Wed, 15-May-85 20:48:24 EDT
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Posted: Wed May 15 20:48:24 1985
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Organization: Calma Company, San Diego, CA
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Keywords: more tinbrain jokes

I, too, messed with the joke generator.  Got these pearls:

How many Carl Sagans does it take to explain a program bug?
Three Hundred and Forty-Six: 67 to call the maudlin cosmos of nothingness,
	and 279 to remove the compiler.

How many Zen Masters does it take to assemble a frog?
Ninety-Six: 80 to make the mistake,
	and 16 to feel guilty about the whale.

How many Survivors of a Nuclear War does it take to hang a personal computer?
Two Hundred: 44 to supervise the cruise missile,
	and 156 to flood the database.

How many New Jersey-ians does it take to make a lunch?
Two Hundred and Fifty-Eight: 7 to cook the laundry truck,
	and 251 to ruin the known universe.