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From: ir278@sdcc6.UUCP (Paul Anderson)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: HOROSCOPE: 5/14/85
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Date: Fri, 17-May-85 18:27:41 EDT
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Posted: Fri May 17 18:27:41 1985
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In article <5469@ucla-cs.ARPA> srt@ucla-cs.UUCP (Scott Turner) writes:
>Horoscope for Ensign Benson:
>
>Hey Space Cadet.  This is boring and unfunny.  Why don't you desist this
>and return to scribbling on the back of envelopes at bus stops?
>
>    Scott R. Turner

HOROSCOPE

SCOTT TURNER (April 1-April 1)
Pull your head out the the ground; your ostrich act is failing.
People think you are an ashtray instead. Probably the smell. 
Maybe with your head out of the ground you will notice that
1) they are humorous horoscopes, 2) other netters like them,
and 3) there are net.flame, net.jokes.d, and /dev/null to send
complaints to. Don your asbestos suit; prospective flaming
from Aquarius native.

Paul Anderson
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