Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 (Tek) 9/28/84 based on 9/17/84; site orca.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxt!houxm!vax135!cornell!uw-beaver!tektronix!orca!andrew From: andrew@orca.UUCP (Andrew Klossner) Newsgroups: net.misc Subject: Re: roaches in computers Message-ID: <1509@orca.UUCP> Date: Fri, 17-May-85 19:04:25 EDT Article-I.D.: orca.1509 Posted: Fri May 17 19:04:25 1985 Date-Received: Sun, 19-May-85 00:31:33 EDT References: <1906@ut-sally.UUCP> Organization: Tektronix, Wilsonville OR Lines: 24 [] "How do you deroachify your telephone, TV, and PC? We frequently see the little buggers crawling in and out of these appliances; we've opened up our telephone and cleaned it out before, but I'd rather not try this on our TV and computer." Oh, ick! Cockroaches in the computer! What an awful place Texas must be. In western Oregon we are blessedly free of cockroaches. We have slugs instead. When a slug goes crawling through your PC, it's slow, and leaves a slime track so you can tell where to find it. Just run 117VAC through its little body then sweep away the carcass. The big "banana" slugs, which grow up to a foot long, are a culinary delight. Sprinkle with lemon juice and herbs, wrap in aluminum foil, and bake at 350 degrees for half an hour. Rumored to be an aphrodisiac. ;-) -=- Andrew Klossner (decvax!tektronix!orca!andrew) [UUCP] (orca!andrew.tektronix@csnet-relay) [ARPA]