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From: beslove@osu-eddie.UUCP (Adam Beslove)
Newsgroups: net.religion.jewish
Subject: Re: Holier than Frummies
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Date: Tue, 14-May-85 18:12:31 EDT
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Posted: Tue May 14 18:12:31 1985
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>>>> About 45 minutes with a frummie single woman, and I'm ready to run away! 
>>>>>>>>Adam Beslove   
> 
>>> In all fairness, we may wish to discuss "JAPS", too.
>>> Dovid HaNasi 
> 
> Dear Abie-
> Is it possible for a frummie to join the holier-than-frummie society? It
> sounds even frummer than the holier-than-thou religion. Do they accept
> converts? What about intermarriage? 
> 					Desperate

Dear Desperate- Yes, gentle frummie reader, it is possible to join the
holier-than-frummie society.  No, they don't accept converts, so you will
have to fake it and not tell.  If you follow these suggestions, gentle frummie
reader, you should have no problem.  

	-Think of G*d (can't scroll God off the screen) in everthing you
		do and rationalize G*d into everthing from going to the
		bathroom to doing your laundry.  Think of G*d at all times.
	-Look down upon all other Jews.
	-Throw rocks at them when they break Shabat.
	-Question only trivial points of Torah and Talmud, never the
	  	reasons for the Torah or Talmud.  Only ask what, never why.
	-If you are a woman, be subserviant to men and make many babies.
	-If you are a man, expect all women to be subserviant.

That should get you going.  Oh, and wear frumpy clothing.  

-Abie