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From: schultz@bgsuvax.UUCP (Steven Schultz)
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: RE: women and toilet paper, and Deepak Sabnis
Message-ID: <464@bgsuvax.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 28-May-85 17:30:16 EDT
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Posted: Tue May 28 17:30:16 1985
Date-Received: Fri, 31-May-85 02:15:15 EDT
Organization: Bowling Green State University, OH
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=>Xref: cbosgd net.flame:10990 net.women:5680
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=>I donot question right of anybody to post whatever they want in net.flame
=>but feel that ROT13 be used if the language or the contents justify it.
=>
=>Deepak S. Sabnis ...!{ihnp4,hplabs,amd,nsc}!amdahl!dss00    (408) 746-6058

Dear Mr./Mrs./Ms./Miss Deepak Sabnis (hereafter referred to as the Pakker),
  Let me tell you a story, lil' Pakker . . . 

  There once was a young, naive little computer operator who never swore, or
drank, smoked, or had illicit sex.  Pakker was the impish childs name, and
he/she/it was quite content with his/her's/whatever's bland lifestyle.  Then,
quite by accident, the Pakker stumbled across a news group called NET.FLAME.
Ooooh!  Such *language*!!  How could these other programmers, technicians, 
teschers, engineers and other professionals ACTUALLY write such nasty letters?
Poor lil' Pakker, was ashamed to have to spend hours at (imagine an ambigous
pronoun here) terminal, reading such filthy trash.  Why, the Pakker could
barely read all the articles everyday, and still have time to get its work 
done in time for the five o'clock whistle.  The Pakker thought, and decided
that it was allowed to read net.flambe', too, and that everybody else who
posted an article, that just might piss someone off would have to start
ROTting the article. And, in its finite wisdom, the Pakker submitted a request
to the net to clean up its fucking act (oh, shit, another dirty word - when 
will it all end?). 
  Well, the lil' Pakker is waiting for a response, so here's my five dollars 
worth . . . 
 
  Net.flame was designed as a forum where very few personal and social ethics
apply and are followed.  Foul-mouthed language, and personal attacks and
comments about your mother's heritage *BELONG* in this newsgroup.  And, if
you don't like it  . . . GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.  UNSUBSCRIBE! This news-
group was not designed for common courtesy, but for the *lack* of it.
'Nuff said.

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=>> > > aim and my bathroom still needs a fair amount of cleaning. I think it
=>> > > may be due to a higher splash factor arising from a greater difference
=>> > > in level.
=>> > > 
=>> > >  Phil Ngai (408) 749-5720
=>> >  
=>> > I think it is due to testosterone poisonning myself.  The only reason
=>> > you disgusting people don't sit down when you're doing your business
=>> > is that you somehow think it is more manly to do it standing up.
=>> > -- 
=>> > Sophie Quigley
=>
=>Gosh Sophie, you're getting a bit aggressive there!  You should cut down
=>on those steroids!
=>Adam Beslove

Sophie must be forgiven.  She is suffering from "Penile Deprivation", a 
  condition which causes her to be insanely jealous of men because we have
  a penis, and she does not.  There, there, ol' Soph, with time and growing
  maturity, this jealousness will pass.

=>> Frankly I think it stems from fear of deflating ther male ego because
=>> they would find out the silly *thing* really wont dip into the water.
=>> 
=>> Jeanette L. Zobjeck

Hmm, it looks like lil' Jeanette has contracted P.D., too.  Must be something
  that is sweeping the nation now.  I would like to recommend two doctors for
  you ladies.  Dr. R. U. Hard, in Boston, or Dr. I. M. Apervert in San Fran.
  Hope you both get cured, soon.  Or contract AIDS.

                              Steven Schultz

"You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant,
               excepting Alice"
                         -Arlo Guthrie "Alice's Restaurant Masacree"

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