Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site trwatf.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!allegra!bellcore!decvax!genrad!panda!talcott!harvard!seismo!trwatf!root From: root@trwatf.UUCP (Lord Frith) Newsgroups: net.flame,net.women Subject: Re: Re: Women and the consumption of toilet paper. Message-ID: <945@trwatf.UUCP> Date: Sat, 25-May-85 15:10:30 EDT Article-I.D.: trwatf.945 Posted: Sat May 25 15:10:30 1985 Date-Received: Fri, 31-May-85 03:11:38 EDT References: <302@sdcc12.UUCP> <2484@randvax.UUCP> <1417@amdcad.UUCP> <858@mnetor.UUCP> Reply-To: root@trwatf.UUCP (Lord Frith) Organization: TRW Advanced Technology Facility, Merrifield VA. Lines: 18 Xref: watmath net.flame:10182 net.women:5375 >> I don't think it's always bad aim, as I am usually careful about my >> aim and my bathroom still needs a fair amount of cleaning. I think it >> may be due to a higher splash factor arising from a greater difference >> in level. > I think it is due to testosterone poisonning myself. The only reason > you disgusting people don't sit down when you're doing your business > is that you somehow think it is more manly to do it standing up. Standing up? Real men do it standing on their heads (from 10 feet away)... -- UUCP: ...{decvax,ihnp4,allegra}!seismo!trwatf!root - Lord Frith ARPA: trwatf!root@SEISMO "Oh yeh? Well I speak LOUD and I carry a BIGGER stick... and I use it too... *BONK*"