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From: frye@cuuxa.UUCP (frye)
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Subject: women and toilet paper
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Date: Thu, 6-Jun-85 04:28:29 EDT
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Posted: Thu Jun  6 04:28:29 1985
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I don't care how much toilet paper women use. It doesn't
cost that much. What I wonder about is the cotton balls.
Just a thought: I use alot of t.p. too, if I splatter. I
hate leaving a toilet seat all wet. I don't sit down for
the most part unless I'm too drunk or I'm killing two birds
with one stone. (Efficient though uncomfortable to wait for
a time when both urges call(-:).) I could lift the seat but
sometimes they fall back down. Wow, I'm glad I ain't a little
kid anymore. That porcelain was cold and there was always
the danger of the seat falling.(-:) I do, however, Hate to
be turning on lights in the middle of the night if I must
get up. I do sit then to keep the strain off my eyeballs.
I don't see that as an insult to my manhood, and it is a
lot better'n turning on the lights and blinding myself.
Also, he don't get babtized, he barely clears the water(-:).

Here's a chance for the gals to get even. If they can gripe
at the girls for toilet paper, the girls can gripe at the
boys for reading magazines and newspapers on the "thrown".
Okay kids, go for it!









There're two really prominant signs that start to show up
when senility sets in. One is a loss of the ability to remember
things. ------- I forgot what the other one was.




Best wishes,

-tom frye-