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From: srt@ucla-cs.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: Re: David Birnbaum is a complete idiot
Message-ID: <5734@ucla-cs.ARPA>
Date: Thu, 30-May-85 00:20:43 EDT
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Posted: Thu May 30 00:20:43 1985
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Reply-To: srt@ucla-cs.UUCP (Scott Turner)
Organization: UCLA Computer Science Department
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Keywords: bozo, University of Texas applicant, father raper

Singlehandedly, David Birnbaum is propelling NYU into the ranks of other
great universities like UC San Diego and University of Texas Austin where
mongoloid, genetically damaged undergraduate students are allowed to
play with keyboards during their unsedated periods.

What kind of fucking mutant gets on to the net assuming that he is God's
gift to humanity and immediately posts ninety-seven repeat articles?  David
Birnbaum, that's who, though I hesitate to malign other mutants by lumping
them in with Birnbaum.

A recent posting to net.jokes:

  What are the three great lies?  I can only remember two:

  1. The check's in the mail.
  2. I won't c___ in your m____.

To which Birnbaum's unbelievably asinine followup was:

  3. I won't c___ in your m____.

You fucking idiot!  That was lie number two!  What are you, some kind of
mentally defective bathroom plumbing?  You have all the brains of a rodent
in estrus.

I'd like to appeal to humanitarians at NYU.  Find "djb" and break all his
fingers, castrate him, poke out his eardrums with rusty ballpoint pens,
tear out his liver, cut off his toes and chain him to the bottom of a pier
at low tide.

    Scott R. Turner
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