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From: euren@ttds.UUCP (Leif Euren)
Newsgroups: net.games.frp
Subject: Re: Re: fumbles
Message-ID: <960@ttds.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 28-May-85 16:46:24 EDT
Article-I.D.: ttds.960
Posted: Tue May 28 16:46:24 1985
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Reply-To: euren@ttds.UUCP (Leif Euren)
Organization: The Royal Inst. of Techn., Stockholm
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One netter writes:
>Well, just in case anybody is interested in fumble and critical tables, 
>here is mine:
)Sever finger or toe, Break 2-8 ribs, Break limb, Sever limb, Break spin,
)Break neck or Cut throat, Smash face, Sever nose or ear, Poke out eye,
)Rip voicebox, Smash liver, Gash open stomach, Collapse lung, Cave in
)skull, Rip out guts, Sever buttocks, Pierce pancreas, Scramble brain,
)Rip head off, Sever genitals, Split body, Sever at waist, Smash head.

and

)Twist wrist, Twist ankle, Break finger, Break arm, Get nosebleed, Fall
)and break neck.


Some time ago I thought of posting a "Blood and Gory"-table to this
newsgroup as an irony to all critical-hit tables. I think it would have
been worse than the above, but not much. But I certainly didn't believe
I would read one seriously written here.

(sensitive persons better hit 'n' or 'j' now)

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	THIS IS NOT THE SORT OF STUFF I WANT TO READ IN THIS NEWSGROUP.
	CUT IT OUT, ALL OF YOU. BETTER YET, HIT YOURSELVES WITH TRIPPLE
	DAMAGE!
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	Leif Euren	euren@ttds (...mcvax!enea!ttds!euren)