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From: rossj@dartvax.UUCP (Ross Jacobs)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: You wanted nun jokes???
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Date: Tue, 21-May-85 00:04:31 EDT
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Posted: Tue May 21 00:04:31 1985
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      Surrealist nun joke.
 
              Q. Why couldn't the nun get through the revolving door?
 
                     --Nope, no line feed. Just annoyance--
 
                    A. She had a harpoon through her head.
    
    "Aye, breach your last to the sun, Moby Dick!" cried Ahab, "thy hour and thy
harpoon are at hand!"
                    --Herman Melville
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                                           Ross Jacobs
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               Always be good. But if you can't be good, be careful...(-:
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