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From: gsky@ihnp4.UUCP (glenn kapetansky)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: looking for a joke...
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Date: Wed, 22-May-85 17:50:03 EDT
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Posted: Wed May 22 17:50:03 1985
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***     AC  T              YOUR     AGE ***

I've seen various versions of this joke, but of course now that I
need it I can't find a copy. It usually goes something like this:

	JOB  DESCRIPTION

Floor Nurse - as fast as a locomotive...walks into walls...
	thinks she's hot stuff
OR Nurse - faster than a slow bullet...leaps buildings with a running start...
	knows she's hot
Doctor - faster than a bullet...leaps tall buildings in a bound...
	thinks he's God
Head Nurse - catches bullets in her teeth...picks up tall buildings and
	walks under them...she IS God!
====
You get the idea? I've also seen it for scientists and for office
personnel. Anyone willing to publish a complete version of this?

(I have no joke. But I give you permission to laugh at my accent.)
-- 
glenn kapetansky                                                      
                                                                        
"Think of it as evolution in action"
                                                                        
...ihnp4!gsky